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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

ask me if im a door yes

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

John Cena

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

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