- Anti Joke

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.