- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

ring around the rosie ... your dead

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

Do you know the muffin man? No

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

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