- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

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Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

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