What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Dyslexics have more nuf!

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

Steven hawkings shook my hand

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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