Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

i like turtles

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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