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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

i like turtles

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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