What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

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They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

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If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

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Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

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A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

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How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

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Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

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Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

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Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

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I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

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A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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