What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

i like turtles

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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