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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

A fat guy, well over 300 lbs, goes to KFC and orders a big bucket of chicken. He gets his bucket of chicken and goes to sit down on a table to eat his chicken. A man walks up to him and asks him "are you going to share any of that chicken?" The man says "no."

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

There was a blond girl and a brunette girl. The brunette had a pink shirt that had " Abercrombie & Fitch" on it. The blond looks at the brunette and asks, where did you get your shirt?

Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

A stripper walks into a bar, she proceeds to cry because she's an alcoholic and a stripper. Meanwhile, her 3 children sit at home hungry. She then goes home, and grabs her gun and shoots her children, then shoots herself. Bucket.

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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