- Anti Joke

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

I'd like to make a withdraw

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.