- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

What's an Anti Joke?

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

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