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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

stephen hawking walks into a bar, and those who recognize him are shocked that he's no longer in his wheelchair, and approach him to let him know this, but it turns out they were wrong, it was just a man with similar facial features to stephen hawking.

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

It got hit by a rocket.

Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

someone jumped off a bridge he died

Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

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