Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

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How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

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silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

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How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Whats worse than suicide? death

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3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

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A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

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What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

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how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

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What has two legs and two arms? A Human

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Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

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why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

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What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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