- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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