- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

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