- Anti Joke

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away