Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

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Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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What is 33 + 1? Penis

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

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Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

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For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

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White men's rights

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National security?

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well crap whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

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What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

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Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

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Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

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How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

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I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

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Anti Joke

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