- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

Want to hear a joke? No.

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

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How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

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