Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

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poop.

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how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

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What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

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What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

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What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

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haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

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two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

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There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

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What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

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What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

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What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

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What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

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So, two people park their car and walk into a bar. Wait, no. They were walking into a grocery store and they were riding skateboards, not a car. Then, the kid walks in after them. Oh, did I forget to mention they had children? And also, they're married. So anyway, they walk into this grocery store, and meet a barkeep. Wait no that's ridiculous why would a barkeep be in a grocery store. Let me start over. Bah.. never mind. I forgot what happened next, but it was REALLY FUNNY!

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Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

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Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

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What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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