What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

rocky is here again.......................

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

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What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

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