Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

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What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

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Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. John runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

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why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

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What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

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Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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