What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

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A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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A black man has a job.

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What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

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Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

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Justin beiber's penis

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

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whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

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Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

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Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

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Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

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child labor

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

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The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

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give me a thumbs up

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Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

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how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

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what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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