Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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