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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

i have a christmas tree.

A baby seal walks into a club.

I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

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