why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

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Why did Shrek eat the onions? Anyone who has seen the Shrek films would know that Shrek never mentions anything about eating onions. In the first movie, Shrek and donkey have a conversation in which he compares himself to an onion, but the scene lasts maybe a minute and never again does Shrek mention onions in any way, shape, or form. For whatever reason, this one scene has turned onions into the strongest signature icon associated with Shrek.

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Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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So I was walking down the road today

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

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Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

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whats purple and brown lucozade sport

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why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

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Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

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I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

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why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

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Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

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what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

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catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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