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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

Chick Norris... Enough said

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

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