roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

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Hey Shea

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Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

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A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

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Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

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What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

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Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

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What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

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Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

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