You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

I have suicidal thoughts

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

i have a christmas tree.

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

Knock Knock Come in! :)

Why did the man die? He was old.

Obama

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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