Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

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Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

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why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

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why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

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Hey Shea

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Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

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Boys have swag, real men have class

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What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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