Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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GONNA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

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what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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world society

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A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

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George W. Bush

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

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Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

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Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

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What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

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Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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