- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

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