- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

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