- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

Saggy Nipples By chan chan

What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

What would Muhammed do?

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

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