- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

black people

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

The game.

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

OIO

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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