What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

So there we were, climbing Mount Kjerag and we take a break. So I decided to tell you a joke. "Isn't this nice, just hanging around? See it's funny because we're suspended over 1000 metres in the air by our harnesses, except that you're not because I cut yours and now you're falling and you're gonna die." But I had done all that before I told you the joke so you didn't hear me and now I'll have to cut my harness and try to catch up to you so I can repeat myself. Great job, ya prick.

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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