- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

the bible

What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

What happens when you try to rescue a cat from a tree? It jumps on your face, falls down, and dies.

What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

y u no like me joke?

Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

I like poop in my butt

Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

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