why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

whats black? the colour

Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

My name is Jeff

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

Hitler and Jews become friends.

an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

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