What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

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What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

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Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

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Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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