- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

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Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

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