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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

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What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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