The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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