- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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