what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

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I will create more jobs for americans

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

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A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

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What did the Asian say after he had a nightmare? Nothing his nightmare was actually reality and a dishwasher fell on him and killed him.

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There was 3 Men. Who had crashed their car on there way back from the Bar, All 3 of them died. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told him " The better in life you were with relationships,and staying true with one love- The better Transportation you get." Guy one got a Scooter. Guy two got a bike. And Guy 3 got a Mustang. One day, Guy 1 and 2 were on their bike and scooter. And they see Guy 3 upset. "Whats wrong? You got the best transporation in heaven!!" Guy 3 looks up at guy 1 and 2, Then says " I know I do..... But, I just seen my wife on a Skateboard."

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What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

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oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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