Why did jim all I over? He dies

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

poopoo

Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

Your Mother

Bob Saget that is all

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

N-E Pats never cheated

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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