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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

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What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

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Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

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How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

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Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

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what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

The WNBA is on the cooking channel

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

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