You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What's 9+10? 19.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

hola said the chinese man

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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