A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

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what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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