- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

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