What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

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Hitler and Jews become friends.

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Get it? More.

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Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

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If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

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Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

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Bob Saget that is all

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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The adventures of HAROLD THE MONGOOSE: Harry dug a hole. He did not like that hole so he dug a new one. He liked that hole so he did not dig another one. Harry slept on a rock. He did not like that rock. So he smashed it with a ham. Harry found a new rock. He liked that rock so he didn't smash it with a ham. Harry ate a snake. He did not like that snake so he regurgitated it. Harry ate another snake. He liked that snake so he did not regurgitate it. Harry encountered a bush. He did not like that bush. Unfourtianately for Harry, that Bush became president.

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Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

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i dont care if you rate me or not

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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