- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

black people

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

God is like semen. They're both nouns.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

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