I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

y u no like me joke?

Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

I like poop in my butt

Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

Anti Joke

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