- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

Vote this down and get DOXED

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

Stealth baseballs record

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

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