I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

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