what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

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Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

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A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

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How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

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How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

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The game.

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black people

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If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

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-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

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Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

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Yo mamma's so fat, at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that if she did not attempt to control her weight gain through a careful moderation of her diet and began exercising on a regular basis, that her obesity would soon manifest itself in a variety of chronic health conditions that would permanently alter her ability to enjoy life and could significantly decrease her lifespan.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

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A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

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Im about to rewrite History....... History

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What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

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Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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