What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

they told me not to write here but i did

rabbits running in my bathroom!

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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