How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

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You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

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What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

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The WNBA is on the cooking channel

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

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Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

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The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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