- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

Donald Trump.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

What a wonderful life!!! gunshot

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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