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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

so the weather's nice...

roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

What's the answer to all your problems The answer

84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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