- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

Knock knock I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

why wont me daughter eat my feces

Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

Sometimes i'm hungry.

An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

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