- Anti Joke

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because earlier that day, the chicken was taking a shiit, and when he went to wipe, there was no toilet tissue, so he ran upstairs to his parents room, and shot them both with a shotgun, then he ate them while they were still gasping for air, then the neighbors heard the gunshots so they came over to make sure everything was alright, but little did they know that the chicken planned for it and they were electricuted to a crisp by the fence, oh yeah, why did the chicken cross the road? Because the store for chips was across the street

What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

They see me trollin' They hatin'...

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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