- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

A sober Irish individual.

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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