If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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hello

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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Q. What's a pirate's favorite type of movie? A. It depends on the individual pirate, although most modern-day pirates are from third world countries like Somalia and so are too poor to be able to watch many movies. Classical pirates like those depicted in Treasure Island or Pirates of the Carribean are, of course, from a period of history before movies had been invented, so couldn't possibly have had a favorite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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