- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

A sober Irish individual.

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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