STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

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what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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guess what>? your mum lol

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

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COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

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My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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