Good job, son.

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is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

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Roses are flowers.

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I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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Where's my tractor?

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

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On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . Windows 95 for my PC On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 4th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 5th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 6th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 7th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 8th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 8 Megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 9th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 9 apps a crashin' 8 megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 10th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 10 modes not supported 9 apps a crashin' 8 Megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 11th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 11 instructions faulty 10 modes not supported 9 apps a crashin' 8 Megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 12 illegal operations 11 instructions faulty 10 modes not supported 9 apps a crashin' 8 Megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC

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whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

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Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

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Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

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what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

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What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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