Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

charlie sheen becomes sober.

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

The bears will win the Super Bowl

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

i cant STAND cripple jokes

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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