yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

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