- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

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