A sober Irish individual.

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

What does the fox say? Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding!

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer...and the other is a watermelon.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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