Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

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whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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