Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

A seal walks into a club.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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