My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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