- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Two men walk into a bar...They are traveling together for a convention and like pub type bars and are excited to be there.

Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

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