- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

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Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

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