Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

drew edminstin is a rat

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

do you wanna hear a joke school

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

Justin Bieber

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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