- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

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