- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

How did the black person die? Of old age

did you stub your toe?

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

knock knock There's no door

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

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