Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

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Yo mama's fat.

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

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What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

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Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

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How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

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Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

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Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

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What's worse than bombs? Nukes

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